OMG, I FORCED MY LITTLE BROTHER TO MAKE ONE OMG I’M DEAD MICHAEL STAHP.
IM GONNA MAKE MY SISTER DO THIS
Hahahahaha what a peasant
thinking Mitt Romney is better
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Is this really a kid’s show? Cause this looks suspiciously like porn…
I’ve said for a majority of my life my family is like the Simpsons. We have the same amount of people, I’m the youngest then my sister then my brother, my dads a big guy, my mom has always been pretty and stuff (my moms plus sized though) and my papa (before he passed) was a little kooky. This really made me cry because, one, wow Lisa is polybimorous and I always loved her hair when they showed her older, two MAGGIE, three, loser oldest son (my brother!), four, grandpa :,c I just…it really made me sad. I grew up with them always staying the same age. Seeing them grow up and stuff…it makes me realise /I/ need to grow up myself..I’ve been waiting my whole life for this
Yes!
LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL
Ohmygod
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These two guys at my school got into a fight after 1st hour and they were either to get suspended for 9 days or sit in the school courtyard holding hands all day even during classes. You can see what they decided.
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Heavens Know I’m Misarable Now
fuck my dick just won’t work
Library Suite
I’ll frick ya with a book
Havoc to be Wrought
Year of Silence.
Sounds about right
…
uhh
A Skull Full of Maggots
That’s gotta attract someone.
Sparkle by Camp Lo……
Take me or leave me
The Last Remaining Light
the alternative rock joint…
im finna demolish some pussy.
Unfaithful by Rihanna
wow ok
Keyshia Cole-I Remember Chopped N Screwed
Twerk by Lady…
“The Twerk”?
My Generation ….
Ahahhahaha iightIn Your Face
Well I guess that is right.
LOL
Chop Suey
XDDDD
Praise the Lowered… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuHfXtrmlt4
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When your issue is such a joke they get a comedian to debate with you
Why do hardcore young christian girls always have those fucking headbands. LIKE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE
It’s a chastity belt, for her BRAIN.
^^^^^ This comment though :D
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Imagine if we’re all still on Tumblr in our sixties.
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
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I wish I could just travel the world with my closest friends starting in a cute bus exploring the US. Imagine how free you’d feel knowing you’re the farthest from home you’ve ever been and you’re completely independent with the people that you love. And imagine all the things you could do that you couldn’t freely do when you were stuck in one place. I never did like being stuck in one place for a long while.
this would be perfect
i kinda really would want to travel like this
Ugh, heaven.
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In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.
Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.
When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.
The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.
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That’s one hell of a portrait.
hitting shit with a stick
This is maybe the best portrait of anyone that I’ve ever seen, ever.
It must be awesome ladies day
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‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes’ and ‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes: Meet Dr. Robin’ by Coran “Kiser” Stone
yesssssss
I would pay good money for this to exist Animatrix style.
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